This is recommended for ALL nostalgic Singaporeans. Amazing, how much one changes after being transplanted into foreign soil. I don't believe I know how to speak like a true Aussie yet, but I don't think I can remember how to speak like a Singaporean either!
I have become part of a separate culture: multiculturalism... :P
Neither one nor the other- it's a rather scary thought! Where am I? Well, I won't bore you with my thoughts- they are usually worth 10 cents each (and I've given you... let's see... about 5 thoughts now, so that's 50 cents) but today they are only worth 1 cent each. It's because of deflation... I'm afraid an overused brain cannot think of any interesting things, (and I've spent nearly 4 hours today on an online library quiz, so there!)
Well, laugh away!
Dear Ah Lian
Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me,
I am quiet find.
You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look?
Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly.
You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now. Last week, he
take I, Muthu & few of his friend to May Nonut to eat barger. After that
he take we all go to kalah ok.
Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.
Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari.
My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you
must come with your hole family.
I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me.
Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when
you got time, please few free to call me.
haw haw haw...
LAUGH OUT LOUD!